To catch those who don't use facebook up, here is an example of a few weeks of my status updates...again, I apologize...:
March 16, 11:21am
some people are afraid to go to the dentist...I am afraid to go to the eye doctor...
March 16, 2:43pmJacquie Floyd HATES insurance companies! humiliated at the eye dr bc I was arguing with an already combative receptionist that I DO have insurance only to find out they never DID include me on Jeff's insurance plan on the "important" end of the paperwork...only on the end of the paperwork in our posession. left humiliated and cryin...g WITHOUT my much needed lenses, while my husband and his perfect eyes remained in the exam room...
March 17 at 10:10amJacquie Floyd is cuter than a leprachaun cuddling a baby unicorn! Let's make some use of this abundance of adorableness, people! :)
March 17 at 1:51pmlucky charms and a shamrock shake...that's as irish as i am gettin' 2day
March 17 at 5:02pmJacquie Floyd just jumped rope in the privacy of my garage cuz I don't like the neighbors judging me...
March 17 at 6:36pmit's not that no one would ask me to the prom, it's just that no one would tell me where it was...
March 18 at 6:02pmbrompton and i were jumping rope in the garage when suddenly the garage door opened and scared the bejezus out of us! Daddy came home from work early!
Fri at 9:08am
Jacquie Floyd keeps forgetting she has TWO Tony & Tina shows at the Greektown casino tomorrow...I must be blocking it out...I barely have the energy to get through one...any advice on how to get through two?!
Fri at 10:29ama squirrel was just sitting on my windowsill, peeking into my office, but Brompton wouldn't let me pick him up to see the critter eye to eye! It was soooo cool!
Jacquie Floyd suddenly craves rice a roni, even tho i have eaten two dinners and two desserts this evening...
Yesterday at 9:50amJacquie Floyd loves when jeff comes back in to kiss me goodbye a second time...i will miss him this week!
Yesterday at 5:37pmi agree with beth, butt shouldn't count as a swear! :) I talk about my butt way too much!
How many times have you used a swear word in your Status Updates? This app will scan the history of your Status Updates to determine how much of a potty-mouth you are!
My Swearings:Here are some of my swearings
1. (Jun 1, 2009 ):...amble, there is a special place in Hell for you...
2. (Jul 23, 2009 ):just had to give the Brompton a butt trim...no one's a winner in that
3. (Jan 17, 2010 ):...Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,...Yesterday at 5:38pm
going on tour again..
Yesterday at 9:29pmstupid useless computer!
Yesterday at 11:51pmthis could get interesting...
10 hours agoone doesn't sleep so well when one is constantly dreaming of the alarm going off and one waking up...dream meet reality...guh...
About an hour agoJacquie Floyd was a little distracted by the asst. wrestling coach that looked like billy joel
So, yeah this is just FIVE days worth of status updates...Fascinating drivel, right?That's facebook for you! Again sorry :(
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