Wednesday, March 24, 2010




Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Follow up blog

..So, yeah, I am ashamed to say the siren song of Facebook has called my lazy ass away from blogging like a good little writer...I think my confidence as a writer is a bit shaken...Although I do thank Mike Clark for inspiring me to write a 3 page 3 character script about 3 "characters planning a hit."  I did 3 4th grade girls planning a hit on a dumb boy. I do way too much children's theatre!

Today I got to do a show at Alissa C's school.  It was pretty cool to show them what I do :)
Then in the afternoon, performed at an old high school friend's school.  Even ended up performing her son's story!  Such luck!
In between, at lunch, a lady let me hold her puppy while she ordered her subway sandwich!

Sweet little puppy!

But here is my new favorite Brompton pic

And now, I guess I will cop out again and leave you with PLAYGROUND POLITICS:


ANNABETH: This is where it will go down.

ASHLEY:And the other side is where it goes up!

ALMYRIA:No stupid, we’re not talking about the teeter totter...Stupid!

ASHLEY: Oh. What else is going down then?

ANNABETH: Didn’t you read my note?

ASHLEY: Nuh-uh.

ALMYRIA: You didn’t read the note?! Then how did you know to meet here at recess?!

ASHLEY: I followed you from the coatroom.

ANNABETH: Did anybody else follow us?

ASHLEY: I don’t think so.

ALMYRIA: No stupid boys?


ANNABETH: Good. Because this is where Spencer is totally gonna get it.

ASHLEY: Get what?

ALMYRIA: Why is she here?

ASHLEY: I’m her best friend.

ALMYRIA: I thought I was your best friend, Annabeth!

ANNABETH: You’re both my best friends.  Ashley was my best friend in kindergarten and then I met Almyria in second grade. I have room in my life for two best friends.

ASHLEY: Awesome.

ALMYRIA: What about on the nights I have Hebrew school? Do you guys talk about me?

ANNABETH: No! But that doesn’t matter!  We’re here to talk about Spencer. Ashley, you’re to go to Spencer and tell him you have the cootie antidote and lead him here.  Almyria, you’ll be--

ALMYRIA: Why don’t you talk about me?

ANNABETH: You just don’t come up, okay?

ALMYRIA: But if I’m you’re best friend--

ASHLEY: She does have that stuffed pig...'Member the stuffed pig, Annabeth?  You named it Almyria and when we were playing Barbies that one time, Almyria the pig sat on the dream house and smooshed it!

ALMYRIA(quietly): What?

ASHLEY: And then Almyria the pig ate--

ANNABETH(through gritted teeth): Shut up, Ashley.

ALMYRIA: I’m the pig?

ANNABETH: YOU’RE not the pig...

ALMYRIA: How could you do this to me, Annabeth?

ANNABETH: I didn’t do anything, I swear!  Ashley’s just--

ASHLEY: Ooh, look, there’s Spencer! Want I should go get him so you can smash his face into the mud like you wanted?

ALMYRIA: Don’t bother! I won’t be here to help sit on him anymore! You deal with your own boy troubles from now on!

She storms off.

ANNABETH: Thanks a lot, Ashley!

She storms off in the opposite direction. Ashley takes out a cell phone and speaks into it walkie talkie mode.

ASHLEY: Spencer? It’s done.

She smiles a wicked smile of satisfaction and sits on the teeter totter.

ASHLEY: Wanna come over and play with me now?

Facebook, the lazy way to blog

.Yes, facebook has sucked me in.  The status update doesn't even require a complete sentence to be understood.  It's sad.  I've become a lazy writer...Facebook has probably killed my creativity...I feel bad for having not blogged in so long...
To catch those who don't use facebook up, here is an example of a few weeks of my status updates...again, I apologize...:

March 16, 11:21am

some people are afraid to go to the dentist...I am afraid to go to the eye doctor...

March 16, 2:43pm

Jacquie Floyd HATES insurance companies! humiliated at the eye dr bc I was arguing with an already combative receptionist that I DO have insurance only to find out they never DID include me on Jeff's insurance plan on the "important" end of the paperwork...only on the end of the paperwork in our posession. left humiliated and cryin...g WITHOUT my much needed lenses, while my husband and his perfect eyes remained in the exam room...

March 17 at 10:10am

Jacquie Floyd is cuter than a leprachaun cuddling a baby unicorn! Let's make some use of this abundance of adorableness, people! :)

March 17 at 1:51pm

lucky charms and a shamrock shake...that's as irish as i am gettin' 2day

March 17 at 5:02pm

Jacquie Floyd just jumped rope in the privacy of my garage cuz I don't like the neighbors judging me...

March 17 at 6:36pm

it's not that no one would ask me to the prom, it's just that no one would tell me where it was...

March 18 at 6:02pm

brompton and i were jumping rope in the garage when suddenly the garage door opened and scared the bejezus out of us! Daddy came home from work early!

Fri at 9:08am

Jacquie Floyd

Jacquie Floyd keeps forgetting she has TWO Tony & Tina shows at the Greektown casino tomorrow...I must be blocking it out...I barely have the energy to get through one...any advice on how to get through two?!

Fri at 10:29am

a squirrel was just sitting on my windowsill, peeking into my office, but Brompton wouldn't let me pick him up to see the critter eye to eye! It was soooo cool!

Fri at 1:40pm

brompton just pooped in a pile of leaves n when i bent down 2 scoop he kicked poopy leaves all over me!

Fri at 2:09pm

Jacquie Floyd just passed a dead kitten on our walk...please don't have outdoor cats! There are coyotes in troy! Poor little kitten...

Fri at 10:02pm

wow! Just booked two vacations today! One with Karey and one with Jeff...Living like a rock star...'s wife...

Sat at 11:56am

psyching this old body up for 2 three hour wedding shows...if i don't return, i love you
Sat at 6:29pm

1 show down 1 to go

Yesterday at 12:25am

everybody loves a weird nun.

Yesterday at 12:56am

Jacquie Floyd suddenly craves rice a roni, even tho i have eaten two dinners and two desserts this evening...

Yesterday at 9:50am

Jacquie Floyd loves when jeff comes back in to kiss me goodbye a second time...i will miss him this week!

Yesterday at 5:37pm

i agree with beth, butt shouldn't count as a swear! :) I talk about my butt way too much!

How many times have you used a swear word in your Status Updates? This app will scan the history of your Status Updates to determine how much of a potty-mouth you are!
My Swearings:Here are some of my swearings
1. (Jun 1, 2009 ):...amble, there is a special place in Hell for you...
2. (Jul 23, 2009 ):just had to give the Brompton a butt one's a winner in that
3. (Jan 17, 2010 ):...Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,...

Yesterday at 5:38pm

going on tour again..

Yesterday at 9:29pm

stupid useless computer!

Yesterday at 11:51pm

this could get interesting...

10 hours ago

one doesn't sleep so well when one is constantly dreaming of the alarm going off and one waking up...dream meet reality...guh...

About an hour ago

Jacquie Floyd was a little distracted by the asst. wrestling coach that looked like billy joel

So, yeah this is just FIVE days worth of status updates...Fascinating drivel, right?
That's facebook for you!  Again sorry :(